I’ve taken my place on my bed. Suddenly door of room opened and a young guy entered. He was shining just like sun. We’ve started to chat like friends. He’s talking with my brother, I was washing my hands and looking to the mirror in toilets. After 8 hours sleeping and 5 hours wandering in the city I had needed to feel relax. I made my hair and back to room. Because there were a few sexy Polish chick. I was sure there were another girls too. Which boy doesn’t want to seduce a beautiful Polish girl? Only gays may be… I: Can we find the Jesus in Krakow? I was in street and beside of hostels door. I heard loud voice on my back “STRIP CLUB!! TWENTY GIRLS! CHAMPAGNE!” F: Son of bitchess! Fuck your ass! Fuck your mom! (he was saying these in Turkish like a German metal vocalist)
I: What’s your name bro? Ahsooo all what you said. Your pronounce awful, you should be more kind when swearing just you need true mimes. F: I’m from Köln. I’ve maaany Tuuuukish freeeend. (he was really drunk…) I: Ok meun freund. Keep calm and say not “orospu çocuku” you should say “orrrospu çocuğu” ok? F: Orrospu çocuuu! I: Strong r man! Strong r!! F: Orrrrrrospu çocuuuuuu! Do you know German swear words? I: Arschloch! F: Strooong man! Arrrsschhloch! I: Arrrsschloooch! F: Let’s drink to all assholes I: Let’s drink to all son of bitches. I&F: Salut! I: Who is that guy? (I am asking that boy who wants to fuck Paula) F: My friend. Hey …. german german german….. he is my new friend. I: Sieg hell bro! (Left handed Nazi style) F: Mein freund, you shouldn’t talk like that we’re in Krakow. People can fuck us. I: Über alle Deutcchland! I am not German. This is your problem. and Paula heard our silly chat. I guess he was bored of that German guy. I: Hola Paula. Que la que? P: Hola cutie ….spanish spanish spanish…. I: I don’t know Spanish, I need a teacher. P: But I am not teacher. I: Bueno, what are you? (nobody know Cem Yılmaz at tram) P: I am actress. I: Heeey that’s wonderful. I need an actress. P: Yeah, and you? I: I am independent director. Short moviemaker. But I can be Julio Iglesias tonight. P: ….spanish words…. (I guess, she thought that I am so romantic <3) I: Blablablabla (damn! I really said blabla…) Would you like to play on my movies? We can be famous just like Tarantino and Uma Thurman. (I am so romantic cuz’ thinking this — 3<) P: Blablabla (damn! she liked it) Ohh do you like Tarantino? My favorite director is Pasolini! I: Sodom! P: Gomorra! (she’s taken my bottle) I: Blablabla (I really didn’t know what I’m gonna say) P: I liked you! I: Gracias! wait I’m gonna take a bottle. and I back to her with two bottles. P: I missed you. I: Honey, I’m glad to hear that. Why don’t you sit on my knees? You’ll be my actor. P: If you want to fuck tonight, you should tap your bottle like that. (she showed a drink move) I’ve done the same move… Until now she is the third Paula from Spain who I’ve met. Without cause, I have met three girl from Spain and all of them Paula. Coincidence….
I wanted to take a cigarette and she gave it. I learned that she will be an actress. I have a diploma about cinema. Can’t I be a short movie maker? Of course, I can be just for one night. We talked about Passolini, my favorite actress’, her favorite directors and movies. I haven’t directed any movie except at university but I was her favorite director at this night.St. Patrick was wrestling with a boy and jumping like a rabbit in tram. He jumped and joined to chat with a girl “Hey bro are you having fun? Who is this angel?” and supernatural something happened. We’re at nightclub. But I didn’t see Paula. But almost all hostel was at there. Then, I found two Ukrainian girls through St. Patrick. We chatted at outside almost a hour about Jack London, philosophy, why they are in Poland, war in Ukraine, my Ukrainian friends. In the end, I was thirsty and wanted to go back to the club for drink something. I kissed them and say “We’ll never meet again probably, have perfect life and live it!” and I left them. In the club, St. Patrick was playing drinking games with other boys and girls. He was slapping our chests… I joined them but I was bored quickly. Again I went to outside. I found James, Luke, Etienne and my bro. I taught them what “alone man” means in Turkish. They learned very quickly that easy word. “Sap” in Krakow streets 4-5 guys we’re saying “Sap! Viva Sap! We’re sap!” We’ve lost each other. My bro and James were with me. We walked to hostel for sleeping. My bro’s gone to sleep. James had flu. His throat was terrible because of cigarette although he didn’t smoke. I was reading my book. Kerouac. Good choice for travel. I finished the book. I don’t remember what about we talked. Time was passed 5:00 AM. Sun was shining. I’ve gone to bed. Sao Paulo and my bro were sleeping like a drunk. I slept. At 7:30 I opened my eyes. St. Patrick was messaging on phone. He said “good morning” and showed his chest. Purple and finger marks… I said “oh man go get some sleep”. He’s lost his wings. In the room, thousand of white furs on the floor. But we had been in heaven… |